{"id":56193,"date":"2023-08-07T12:19:44","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T10:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.revistarambla.com\/?p=56193"},"modified":"2023-08-07T12:19:44","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T10:19:44","slug":"nueva-maquinilla-para-ingles-y-zona-intima","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revistarambla.com\/en\/nueva-maquinilla-para-ingles-y-zona-intima\/","title":{"rendered":"Nueva maquinilla para ingles y zona \u00edntima"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una grabaci\u00f3n en blanco y negro muestra a aquel personaje de tan peculiar ch\u00e1chara, mientras orina de pie al lado de un desconocido en los servicios de un desconocido antro de Nuevo M\u00e9xico.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Nadie habla de eso. Pero el mundo deber\u00eda ser un lugar m\u00e1s seguro. Me permite usted un consejo, deber\u00eda afeitarse por ah\u00ed abajo porque a las chicas les gusta m\u00e1s una zanahoria depilada.<\/p>\n<p>__Parece usted un experto, no obstante, lo consultar\u00e9 alg\u00fan d\u00eda mi ur\u00f3logo. (El hombre en cuesti\u00f3n era viejo, delgado y desdentado).<\/p>\n<p>__S\u00ed, soy un experto, pero en otro tema. Tambi\u00e9n le aconsejo que nunca se aplique colonia en los test\u00edculos porque aunque las vuelve locas, tiene alcohol y debido a la irritaci\u00f3n terminas con las bolas inflamadas.<\/p>\n<p>__Muy bien, lo tendr\u00e9 en cuenta. Por cierto, su conversaci\u00f3n es muy interesante\u2026 pero me distrae y no puedo orinar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>__Si quiere hablar de algo m\u00e1s importante, puedo hablarle de algo que realmente le va a interesar. S\u00e9 qu\u00e9 hay arriba hay una c\u00e1mara y nos est\u00e1n grabando, hemos sido seleccionados por un experimento llamado \u201cel algoritmo del subsuelo\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>__\u00bfY nos van a pagar?<\/p>\n<p>__No. Pero con nuestra conversaci\u00f3n tal vez alg\u00fan d\u00eda una marca muy famosa har\u00e1 un anuncio.<\/p>\n<p>__S\u00ed, seguro un anuncio de maquinillas para depilar las ingles y las zonas \u00edntimas.<\/p>\n<p>__No en serio, yo soy un personaje importante, el algoritmo me persigue porque he trabajado en un programa secreto del ej\u00e9rcito de Estados Unidos.<\/p>\n<p>__\u00bfNo me digas que eres uno de esos militares que dicen que tienen restos no humanos?<\/p>\n<p>__No. Eso lo dicen para ocultar lo realmente importante.<\/p>\n<p>__\u00bfY qu\u00e9 es lo importante?<\/p>\n<p>__La nueva maquinilla para afeitar las ingles y la zona \u00edntima.<\/p>\n<p>__\u00bfPuedes decirme tu nombre?<\/p>\n<p>__Me llamo Robert Oppenheimer.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una grabaci\u00f3n en blanco y negro muestra a aquel personaje de tan peculiar ch\u00e1chara, mientras orina de pie al lado de un desconocido en los servicios de un desconocido antro de Nuevo M\u00e9xico. \u2014Nadie habla de eso. Pero el mundo deber\u00eda ser un lugar m\u00e1s seguro. 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